I just got released from jail and employment opportunities as slim. Someone told me that post-processing pictures pays good money. I am thinking maybe I should get into this racket. I need some dough to cover my rent and food. First thing though is where can I get my mitts on this Adobe Photoshop thingamajig? I could, maybe. nab it off some poor sap but I don’t want to be in the slammer again – three strikes and I am out. So stealing is definitely not part of the plan. Once I get a hold of this photoshop, I also need to know how do i photoshop pictures or more specifically how do i photoshop pictures together. There are a lot of guys, I guess, who know the ins and outs of this stuff. I could grab one of them and make him or her teach me. But, like what I said earlier, I do not want to be in the slammer once again. If I do this, it is kidnapping. The last I heard, kidnapping pays pretty high if you get caught. No judge alive anywhere would hesitate to throw the book at you. I will just sit and wait, bide my time until something comes my way. I cannot risk my freedom. I just got out and I do not want to go back in again. I love being free. Life in the slammer was nothing but the pits. It was like hell on earth. I am in no hurry to go to hell — will have plenty of time for that when I die. I would like to enjoy while I still can.