A Computer Newbie Needs Help With Photoshop

I just had my wedding last week and that is just the beginning of my problems. It seems that when my wife and I had our picture taken, the photographer forgot to include me. That stupid, idiot and sorry excuse for a human being photographer must have been drunk when he took our picture. In what was supposed to be beside my wife, now there is gaping hole beside my wife because that was where i should have been. If only you can get married again, but you cannot. I have been advised by some people to digitally add myself into the picture. The problem is, how can i photoshop myself into a picture when i am just a computer newbie. I have no experience with computers whatsoever. I am like a newborn baby or I am all thumbs when it comes stuff like this. I would even want to know how can i skype, but that is another question for another day. Let us try to stick to the topic at hand. Veering away from the topic can be pretty dangerous and sometimes fatal. It is even illegal in some parts of the world. To date, my wife will not talk to me. she thinks all this is my fault. If this goes on long enough, we just might get divorced. This is such a tragic turn of events for someone whose marriage has not even reached a full year. The minister would just shake his head in dismay if there were to happen. All this is my fault. I mean, who else gets the blame? Not my wife, for sure. It could be easy and so right to blame the photographer but he is nowhere to be found.

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